I was trying to get Peanut to take a nap today when she told me that she wanted to share my diamond ring (yes, she knows what diamonds are) with me. When I told her I don’t share my diamonds she responded that she wanted her own. No just any old diamond, she wanted a purple one. I told her to ask her dad.
When I told her dad what she had said, his response was “I’m in so much trouble!”
Yes, yes he is.