Always bring a Gun to a Knife Fight

My younger brother is a crime magnet.  Crime just finds him.  Luckily for the law, he’s on their side.

This weekend he apprehended two shoplifters who hit the elderly greeter guy (who happened to be in a wheel chair!) at Wal-Mart when he tried to stop them from shoplifting.  When my brother pulled the first shoplifter off the greeter he turned and hit my brother, then the second shoplifter started going at my brother as well.  They struggled for a while then broke apart and shoplifter #1 pulled a knife.  So my brother pulled his gun.

Apparently this caused a lady just shopping in the store to faint.  She couldn’t understand why he would have a gun in Wal-Mart.  To fight crime, that’s why!

My brother got the two shoplifters on the ground and then Wal-Mart security showed up.  Then the police showed up.  People were arrested.  Everyone, except the miscreants, went home.

Lest you think this is a once-in-a-life-time kind of thing, it’s not.  This is the sixth arrest he’s assisted in, just by living his normal everyday life, and he’s not a cop.  He works in IT.  So, next time your IT guy comes by to fix your computer, take a long hard look at him and remember, it might be more then software he’s good at!

And remember, always bring a gun to a knife fight.

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5 thoughts on “Always bring a Gun to a Knife Fight

  1. Cutie Me (Camille) June 23, 2008 at 3:42 pm Reply

    Which Brother is this? He is so cool!!! I love guys like this! Bully for him for having a gun AND knowing how to use it! I think we need more guys like your brother. Has anyone called the news and said how cool your brother is. He might not like that but I think it would be COOL!!!!!!
    BTW nice update it took me a minute to realize I was on the right blog.

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  2. Robert June 23, 2008 at 5:46 pm Reply

    This was our youngest brother. I was going to blog about him, but looks like Sister beat me to it.

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  3. Jan June 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm Reply

    That latest is that the two miscreats turned out to be illegal aliens. They have been charged with the maximum and will be deported – hopefully never to return..

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  4. Anonymous June 29, 2008 at 1:16 am Reply

    Here’s to the Monastic Assassin….

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  5. tdljld June 29, 2008 at 7:25 am Reply

    Actually, it wasn’t the Monastic Assassin….surprised?

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